JOBS

Seeking friendly and energetic team members to join Frankie's Fun Park!

Now is your opportunity to work in a fun and fast-paced environment. You will have the chance to walk between attractions and mop, sweep, and occasionally help crying children find their parents. You will mop up vomit and other unknown human-generated liquids at several different attractions. These attractions include: go karts, bumper boats, mini golf, Drop Zone and more. If mopping up vomit inside is more your style, we have inside positions as well! These opportunities include mopping up mysterious floor liquids in our arcade room, laser tag area, fun house or wiping vomit from on top of our prize counter. You will also get to clean the bathroom and unclog toilets from time to time.

Applicants must be at least 16 years of age to apply. Join our team and help us ensure a great vomit-free guest experience while making sure everyone is following all safety procedures. Apply Now!

Become a Server at Ryan’s Steakhouse!

Responsibilities include interacting and connecting with old ladies, making each old lady feel welcome and special, complimenting old ladies on their perfume, and maintaining and stocking the service area in order to impress old ladies. Servers must possess genial, friendly, and attentive personalities. Remember, it’s just flesh.

Pay falls between $2.00 and $5.00 an hour in addition to approximately 5% average gratuity, plus spoons you can steal and keep at your mom’s house to enjoy for decades to come.

Become a Sweet Factory Sales Associate

Join our team at Sweet Factory at the Haywood Mall. A Fun, Rewarding, Fast-paced environment!

Offers the highest customer service to our customers. Ensures that all contact with customer (walk-in, phone, or upon tackling in the mall atrium) provides the client with a personalized customer service experience of the highest level. Regularly chases down tiny thieves and yells at them in front of their mom. Watches those little punks like a hawk while they’re shopping to catch any stupid little kid shoving lemonheads into his pants. Stares in disgust as idiots purchase gummy candy that some 4 year old licked and put back earlier. Stocking and merchandising functions. Ability to work nights and weekends.

Find Your Calling as a Shoe Sales Associate

Responsible for providing excellent customer service and executing marketing-related requirements. Takes ownership for enhancing the customer experience by expressing sympathy for clients’ bunions, callouses, foot odor, fungus, warts, and other disgusting foot conditions. Pulls different sizes from the back, reassembles packaging, and replaces merchandise when customers inevitably leave without buying anything. Hands out little disposable socks. Gets paid shit wages.